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Post by RUBICON19 on Jul 29, 2008 15:16:35 GMT -5
MY PRIVATE PART DIED > > > > > >MY PRIVATE PART DIED > >An old man, Mr. Tomlinson, was living in a nursing home. > > > >One day he appeared to be very sad and depressed. > > > >Nurse Tracy asked him if there was anything wrong, 'Yes, Nurse Tracy ,' said Mr. Tomlinson > > >'My Private Part died today, and I am very sad.' > > > >Knowing her patients were a little forgetful and sometimes a > little crazy, she replied, 'Oh, I'm so sorry, Mr. Tomlinson Please > accept my condolences.The following day, Mr. Tomlinson was > walking down the hall with his Private Part hanging out of his > pajamas.He met Nurse Tracy . ' Mr. Tomlinson,' she said, 'You > shouldn't be walking down the hall like that.>Please put > your Private Part back inside your pajamas.' > > > >'But, Nurse Tracy I can't,' replied Mr. Tomlinson. 'I told you > yesterday that my Private Part died.'Yes,' said Nurse > Tracy , 'you did tell me that, but why is it hanging out of your > pajamas?': > (You've gotta love this.) > > > >'Well,' he replied, 'Today is the viewing.' > > > > > > > >IF YOU ARE NOT LAUGHING SOMETHING IS WRONG WITH YOU ___________________________________
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Post by Intensity on Jul 30, 2008 8:27:57 GMT -5
Hehe, there is nothing like a "private part" joke!
Excepted maybe a fart joke...
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Post by mrbeefy on Jul 30, 2008 11:16:18 GMT -5
Wait until the rigor mortis sets in ! ;D
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