Post by RUBICON19 on Aug 15, 2008 12:52:46 GMT -5
Two old men decide they are close to their last days and
> decide to have a Last night on the town. After a few
> drinks, they end up at the local brothel.
> The madam takes one look at the two old geezers and
> whispers to her manager, 'Go up to the first two
> bedrooms and put an inflated doll in each bed. These two
> are so old and drunk, I'm not wasting two of my girls
> on them. They won't know the difference.'
> The manager does as he is told and the two old men go
> upstairs and take care of their business. As they are
> walking home the first man says, you know, I think my girl
> was Dead!'
> 'Dead?' says his friend, 'why do you say
> that?' 'Well, she never moved or made a sound all
> the time I was loving her.'
>
> His friend says, 'Could be worse, I think mine was a
> witch.' 'A witch? Why the hell would you say
> that?' 'Well, I was making love to her, kissing her
> on the neck, and I gave her a little bite, then she farted
> and flew out the window ... took my teeth with her
> decide to have a Last night on the town. After a few
> drinks, they end up at the local brothel.
> The madam takes one look at the two old geezers and
> whispers to her manager, 'Go up to the first two
> bedrooms and put an inflated doll in each bed. These two
> are so old and drunk, I'm not wasting two of my girls
> on them. They won't know the difference.'
> The manager does as he is told and the two old men go
> upstairs and take care of their business. As they are
> walking home the first man says, you know, I think my girl
> was Dead!'
> 'Dead?' says his friend, 'why do you say
> that?' 'Well, she never moved or made a sound all
> the time I was loving her.'
>
> His friend says, 'Could be worse, I think mine was a
> witch.' 'A witch? Why the hell would you say
> that?' 'Well, I was making love to her, kissing her
> on the neck, and I gave her a little bite, then she farted
> and flew out the window ... took my teeth with her
