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Post by mrssully on Mar 27, 2009 8:52:31 GMT -5
Why females should avoid a girls night out after they are married....
The other night I was invited out for a night with the 'girls.' I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, 'I promise!' Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easily.
Around 3 a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home. Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hallway started up and cuckooed 3 times. Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times. I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution,in order to escape a possible conflict with him. Even when totally smashed. 3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals 12 cuckoos = MIDNIGHT!
The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, I told him MIDNIGHT'... he didn't seem pissed off in the least. Whew, I got away with that one! Then he said 'We need a new cuckoo clock.' When I asked him why,he said, 'Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said 'oh f**k.' Cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another three times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the coffee table and farted.
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Post by GerryT on Mar 27, 2009 9:00:33 GMT -5
Good one, Dot! Thanks for providing a much needed laugh! ;D
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Post by Karrie on Mar 27, 2009 14:06:31 GMT -5
#bcrazylaugh4ua#
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Post by Sal Paradise on Apr 3, 2009 7:46:43 GMT -5
That's classic!!!!!
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