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Post by RUBICON19 on Apr 2, 2009 20:31:50 GMT -5
'Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose girl'.
The priest asks, 'Is that you, little Joey LaRusso ?'
'Yes, Father, it is.'
'And who was the girl you were with?'
'I can't tell you, Father, I don't want to ruin her reputation'
Well, Joey, I'm sure to find out her name sooner or later so you may as
well tell me now.
Was it Tina Minetti?'
'I cannot say.'
'Was it Teresa Mazzarelli?'
'I'll never tell.'
'Was it Nina Capelli?'
'I'm sorry, but I cannot name her.'
'Was it Cathy Piriano?'
'My lips are sealed.'
'Was it Rosa Di Angelo, then?'
'Please, Father, I cannot tell you.'
The priest sighs in frustration. 'You're very tight lipped, Joery La
Russo, and I admire that. But you've sinned and have to atone. You cannot
be an altar boy now for 4 months. Now you go and behave yourself.'
Joey walks back to his pew, and his friend Franco slides over and
whispers, 'What'd you get?'
4 months vacation and five good leads.
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Post by Sal Paradise on Apr 3, 2009 7:48:25 GMT -5
4 months vacation and leads!!
Thats Great!
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Post by GerryT on Apr 3, 2009 12:13:37 GMT -5
Good one! ;D
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