Post by GerryT on Jul 28, 2009 13:25:22 GMT -5
An 80 year old lady decided that it was time to get married again.
She placed a personals ad reading:
HUSBAND WANTED:
MUST BE IN MY AGE GROUP? (80's),
MUST NOT BEAT ME,
MUST NOT RUN?AROUND ON ME &
MUST STILL BE GOOD IN? BED!!!!!
ALL APPLICANTS PLEASE APPLY IN PERSON.
On the second day, she heard the doorbell. Much to her dismay, she opened the door to see a grey-haired gentleman sitting in a wheelchair. He had no arms or legs.
The old woman said, 'You're not really asking me to consider you, are you? Just look at you...you have no legs! The old man smiled, 'Therefore, I cannot run around on you!'
She snorted. 'You don't have any arms either!' Again, the old man smiled, 'Therefore, I can never beat you!'
She raised an eyebrow and asked intently, 'Are you still good in
bed???' The old man? leaned back, beamed a big smile and said,
'Rang the? doorbell didn't I? ?' ;D
She placed a personals ad reading:
HUSBAND WANTED:
MUST BE IN MY AGE GROUP? (80's),
MUST NOT BEAT ME,
MUST NOT RUN?AROUND ON ME &
MUST STILL BE GOOD IN? BED!!!!!
ALL APPLICANTS PLEASE APPLY IN PERSON.
On the second day, she heard the doorbell. Much to her dismay, she opened the door to see a grey-haired gentleman sitting in a wheelchair. He had no arms or legs.
The old woman said, 'You're not really asking me to consider you, are you? Just look at you...you have no legs! The old man smiled, 'Therefore, I cannot run around on you!'
She snorted. 'You don't have any arms either!' Again, the old man smiled, 'Therefore, I can never beat you!'
She raised an eyebrow and asked intently, 'Are you still good in
bed???' The old man? leaned back, beamed a big smile and said,
'Rang the? doorbell didn't I? ?' ;D