Pet Peeves?

[Tim Wescott]

One of my biggest pet peeves that happened to me today,is when people pre-judge me over the net ,not having ever have met me in real life...this burns my ass to no end!!

[vanillagorilla]

Hmmmmm!!!

1. People that are not ready to pay in the checkout line. Everytime I enter a store I pretty much know what I am going in there for. So I go in there, get it, then I have my checkcard or cash ready before I get to the cashier. Boom. In and out of there like no other. I hate it when I get behind people and they take like 10min. to pay for something simple. I mean How hard can it really be? For some reason video stores are the worst. Trust me, you will never have to wait long in line behind me. That is a huge pet peeve of mine.

2. Self check-out's at the grocery store. I hate it when people want to get all up on you while trying to pay for you groceries.

3. When people ride my ass going down the road. Why ride someone's ass. Why not drop back 5-6 car links and go the same speed. It's not going to make me go faster if you ride my ass. So why not just keep your distance.

4. Heat. I can't stand heat. I can tolerate a warm climate, but I am constantly burning up. Even in the winter time my ac is on.

5. I can't stand it when my wife bi**hes at me for looking at porn. It's innocent right.

6. People who stink. Nuff said.

7. Your at a restaraunt right, and your done eating siting there full as a bull and the damn waiter won't bring you the check. Right when the food comes I ask my waiter then to bring me the check. I can't stand to be full and bloated and sit there.

8. Terrorists. Them bast**ds really piss me off.

9. The 140lb steroid guru who knows way more than you because he said a profile for Test on an internet board.

10. People who spend their work checks on drugs, car stereo's, and playstation 2 games instead of buying their kids Christmas and paying their on damn bills. THen they blame you for not paying them enough. I have an employee like that right now. His little chatter gets around and he doesn't seem to realize my ears are amongst anothers around the place.

[Leviathan]

OH, yeah, I can't believe I forgot "cologne boy".

We have this kid come in that just Marinates himself in some expensive ass cologne, only works chest doing 1/4 rep presses with shoulder crunching weight and walks around like he's the hottest thing going.

Mr. Cologne brought a friend in one night and was "coaching him" on the finer points of dumbell presses. Well, he was using the 60's, and turns to his buddy and says "Maybe some day you can go as heavy as I do". Now, I just finished doing barbell curls, and wanted to do some dbell curls. Normally I don't go over 50, but I really wanted to put the clown in his place. So, I politely asked to borrow those 60's. He sheepishly replied "Uh, yeah." I cranked out a set of 6 with those 60's, and the entire time he just looked at the ground, his "trainee" crapping himself as I curled. Man, what great moment.

Anytime I see that clown puncher now, he just looks at the floor or anywhere but at me.

[OptimumJoe]

good laugh Laviathan. hahaha

That must have been a master card moment ;D

[cavemuscle]

Been there, had that happen. Thats why i'm not on BodyBlog anymore.

Tim said:

One of my biggest pet peeves that happened to me today,is when people pre-judge me over the net ,not having ever have met me in real life...this burns my ass to no end!!

[cavemuscle]

Fat gits who use the gym for their social hour, complete with loud cell phone coversations while "resting" on equipment.

Nitwits who assume that because i'm on HRT i can get them gear. I AM NOT A DRUG DEALER, I'M A CANCER SURVIVOR!!!!!

meth. tina. Ketamine and all the other "Party" drugs. They are killing a generation.

intolerance and hatred.

animal abuse. We are custodians of this world , not it's owners.

constant slippers. WORK THE DAMN STEPS AND STOP WHINING ABOUT ISSUES.

enuf for today - time to eat and lift

Brock

[xenabeachgirl]

VG, you have some real issues there.....but #5 is the best. Just get your wife to look at it with you, that's what my husband did, and now I just laugh at them sk*nk b*tches! LOL ;D

[TLM]

1. People on cell phones anywhere out in public...in the public bathroom people? Is that call THAT necessary? While driving, wandering about the stores, answering it WHILE they are talking to you... Heeellllllooooo! Grrrr!

2. Folks that insist on riding my azz in the checkout line. I will push back, bump you back, snap at you and creep slower than you thought possible so get off me! I do bite.

3. People who think that their walls stop the base on their ginormous screen TVs from traveling anywhere but their living rooms while watching Bad Boys. Don't watch that movie while your neighbors are trying to sleep. Base carries.

4. The chick in the gym who wears outfits about 2 sizes too small and sssttttrrruts back and forth across the gym constantly. I try to give her the benefit of the doubt and think she maybe has seriously improved her physique and wants to show it off but she's just not quite to the size of her outfits yet and I haven't seen any improvement in the months we've been at this gym.

5. The trainers who don't have a clue. We had our bf done for grins at the start of our last training program. The kid looked us in the eyes and told us the most ridiculous numbers. It was good for a laugh for us, but I feel sorry for the folks that don't know any better.

6. The BMI index. That's the dumbest stinkin' thing, IMO.

7. People who clack the weights, bounce on the calf machine doing 1/4 inch reps, guys who drop the dumbells, people taking weights off the extras that are stacked on your machine WHILE you're working out.

[AI]

1. when you're in the EXPRESS checkout lane and the person in front of you has more than 10 items!!! Grrrr

2. when i go to the pharmacy and they screwed up my prescription AGAIN!!!

3. that damn smokers laugh... oh, i can't stand to listen to a hacking laugh, it makes me cringe.

4. people who don't pull over to the shoulder to let you pass

5. people who talk on their cell phones while driving & not paying attention to what the hell theyr'e doing like driving tooooo slow

6. when people take the handicapped parking spots and they're obviously not physically disabled

7. when my son keeps making excuses to get out of bed 45 min after bedtime!!! grrrrrr

8. My final pet peeve... Listening to Jessica Simpson sing... omg It's like scratching on a chalkboard, i can't stand it.

[bigjimbo]

I got a few pet peeves.

Dumb people, they come in all kinds of varieties, but one thing is clear, they are intellectually challenged. Some dumb people happenings.

1. I'm waiting for the bus at the bus stop, since there was ice on the road, I decided not to drive. It had to be like 15 degrees outside. Some guy walks up to me and asks me "Hey man, did the bus come yet?" In my mind i'm like, "Yeah, the bus came, but I told the driver to keep on moving, i'd rather stand out here by the bus stop aimlessly in the blistering cold awaiting your arrival douchebag.

2. I broke my arm playing touch football like 5 years ago. I was wearing a cast. Someone asks me, "Yo man, did you break your arm?" No, I didn't, arm casts are now a fashion statement. I wear a cast to look cool. Nothing says hip like immobility. What an idiot.

3. People who spit loogies in the water fountain. Why? Why would you do that? People drink from there.

4. People with bad breath. Doesn't it seem like it's always these halitosis dragons that always want to lean in and tell you secrets? Keep that sh*t to yourself, I don't want the details that badly.

5. Old Asian people. Yeah, might not be politically correct, but it seems that wherever they came from personal space and body contact don't exist. Ever wait in line and an elderly Asian person is behind you? No joke, they grind your ass the entire time, just gimme some f*cking space, damn. They bump into you and say nothing. On the street, they will step on you, and keep on moving. I almost drop kicked this old Asian lady at the bank the other day, she kept on hitting me with her bags and her body.

6. People who come up to you and start speaking Spanish. WTF, go away with that crap.

7. Vegans. Anytime I see a vegan, I make it a point to eat more meat than I care too. Back in college, there was this hippy/new age/vegan club, and I used to waltz by that place with a double cheeseburger in my hand and make smacking noises my with mouth. The look of horror on their faces, you'd think I just decapitated an infant. Meanwhile, these vegans nuts are all wearing suede sneakers, and leather belts...lol. Irony anyone?

8. Metrosexuals. Yeah, that's what the world really needs, more effeminite men.

9. People who say silly catch phrases like "You go girl" or "Drop that zero and get with a hero". Honestly, i'd love to take people like that on a fishing trip, Scott Peterson style.

10. Telemarketers. I do this all the time, and it's a good game to play on the annoying tw*ts. Before the game starts, make sure you keep a fully blown balloon and a needle or safety pin handy, you will need it later.

Telemarketer - "Hello, Good Afternoon Sir, this is Nancy from Crap N' Crap retailers, how are you today?"

Me - "Well, not too good."

Telemarketer - "Oh, that's too bad, I hope I did not catch you at a bad time."

Me - "Actually you did, you see, I was about to commit suicide, so you will be the last person I speak to before I leave earth.......you got me on the line though."

Telemarketer - "Ummmm....Sir, please, whatever problems you are having it's not that bad, please, do you want me to get some help? I can call the cops for you."

Me - "You can do that, but what difference will it make realistically? It only takes a second for a trigger to go off, and by the time the cops get here, my brains will be splattered all over the coffee table."

Telemarketer - "Please sir, hang on...errr...."

Me - "Hang on to what? The misery that is my existance? I've been plagued with wretchedness in this unkind, wicked wilderness known as earth. Even something like my own suicide can't be commenced without interruption from the likes of capitalist pigs who want to peddle their worthless products."

Telemarketer - "Sir please, it's just my job....

interrupting....

Me - yelling.... "YES, SWEET RELIEF!!!!" now get the balloon and place it next to the phone reciever and pop it with the safety pin, after it pops, stomp the ground with your foot to make it sound like the "thud" of a human body dropping to the ground.

Telemarketer - screams....."OH MY GOD, NO!!"

Me - "SYKE!!! Got you good didn't I? Don't call here ever again b*tch."

[Tim Wescott]

Jimbo,you`re freakin` hilarious dude!! ;D

Luckily for me,I wasn`t eating or drinking anything when I read that!! :Big Laugh:

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[bigjimbo]

Tim said:

Jimbo,you`re freakin` hilarious dude!! ;D

Luckily for me,I wasn`t eating or drinking anything when I read that!!

Yeah, it's a good prank, but I almost got in trouble for it though. One of the ladies I did that on got so mad after she found out that I really did not shoot myself, and had been messing with her, so she called the cops. Cops came to my house and everything, I explained the story, the cops busted up laughing, one guy gave me a high-five and that was the end of that. It's not a crime to be an assho**e!!!

[Tim Wescott]

bigjimbo said:

Yeah, it's a good prank, but I almost got in trouble for it though. One of the ladies I did that on got so mad after she found out that I really did not shoot myself, and had been messing with her, so she called the cops. Cops came to my house and everything, I explained the story, the cops busted up laughing, one guy gave me a high-five and that was the end of that. It's not a crime to be an assho**e!!!

Thank God,for that,or they would have hung me a long time ago! ;D

[sockrocker]

ya know what else i hate? people who suck butt at writing...especially when they are in one of my 200 level (major only) english courses...for christ's sake, you'd think that they'd know how to form a coherent sentence by now, considering that they ARE english MAJORS

[masterschamp]

How about when you've just spent the better part of 5 months busting your ass for your contest,your trainer has you going over some poses in the mirror, and some clown in his designer workout gear walks by with a female friend and says " I could look like that IF I really wanted to."

Yeah, right buddy. Whatever you say! ;D


Keith

[Fenris]

Don't count on that happening any time soon, Sockrocker!

I used to run a pro wrestling school with a partner who was a Cambridge University-educated lawyer. I was constantly correcting his spelling.

He actually said to me once: "I shouldn't be expected to know how to spell, that's what Spellcheck is for!" With that kind of attention to detail, you would sure want THIS guy representing you in court, wouldn't you?

This pr**k actually cost us a lot of cash when he approved a batch of pamphlets for printing (which I had forbidden him to do) that advertised "The Wrestle-Plex Pro WRESTING School"! He had just run the thing through spell check, not knowing that since "wresting" is an actual word, albeit not the RIGHT one, it would not be picked up by spell check. Then he blamed it on the printer and pitched a hissy fit in the guy's shop!

Needless to say we had it out shortly after that, and he was nearly crying by the time I was finished. I had him buy me out and left the business, which he ran into the ground within six months.

Book learning doesn't necessarily indicate practical smarts!

[Tim Wescott]

masterschamp said:

How about when you've just spent the better part of 5 months busting your ass for your contest,your trainer has you going over some poses in the mirror, and some clown in his designer workout gear walks by with a female friend and says " I could look like that IF I really wanted to."

Yeah, right buddy. Whatever you say! ;D


Keith

I`ve heard that before........as if any of these idiots could actually stick to a diet for 16-20 weeks without killing themselves over it!! :Head Bash:

It`s easy to go to the gym and train with zero intensity, then go home and eat a pizza with a few beers,and call it a diet!! :Double Puke:

[xenabeachgirl]

Jimbo, that is absolutely frickin' hilarious! Bravo!! :Applause:

[Jadethegladiator]

Tim said:

3. People that say "MY dog won`t bite you,he doesn`t bite" as they try like hell to hold back a huge pit-bull, frothing at the mouth, while all the time the dog is looking at my groin like it`s a potential meal !

He`s got teeth right...then he bites!

Ski,
Would you believe me if I told ya that my doggies don't bite? They might jump on you & lick ya to death but that's about it. They adore strangers especially big muscular male strangers. ;D

[Tim Wescott]

Kim,those dogs are cuter than hell,I don`t think I`d worry too much about them biting me!!

I`ve got 4 mutts that would kill you with kindness too!!