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Post by beckie on Aug 29, 2006 21:15:17 GMT -5
About 6 years ago when I was at my friends wedding,this guy leaned across the reception table and said to me "you build?" Apparently he saw I had lats and decided to use this one on me....LOL,it still cracks me up even now  Any strange or unusual ones you guys have come across? |
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Post by youngblood on Aug 29, 2006 21:37:19 GMT -5
"Do you workout?"
"How much do you squat?"
But the best one I've ever heard, though not BBing related, is...
"I'm running for Mayor. Would you like to be part of my scandal?" ;D
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Post by beckie on Aug 30, 2006 0:27:59 GMT -5
One I realy hate is 'how much do you bench?' b/c as a woman I'm pretty weak at that one..
Another one-"does your husband mind you tanning my a**?" What husband is that???
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Post by Maximum6 on Aug 30, 2006 6:17:01 GMT -5
From girls: "you have a nice ass, its hard!!  " "you have a bigger chest than me!!" "Flex!" "take off your shirt" From guys: "you on sT@@@@@@ man..?" "how much do you bench?" |
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Post by Karrie on Aug 30, 2006 8:14:07 GMT -5
Actually, no one really tries to pick me up anymore since I have been at my gym for more than 12yrs...everyone knows everybody. BUT when I started working out, I had this older guy come up to me while I was doing WG pull downs. He said "Sweetie, you are doing those wrong." I said "Well my boyfriend showed me how to do them and I feel I am doing them correct." (My husband trained me and he has always been BIG on proper form). He asked me to move and he said "This is how you do a pull down." He leaned so far back I thought he was gonna fall off the seat and he was pulling down the weight. He did three-four reps got up and said "See there! That is how you do a pull down." He was all proud of himself and then I knocked him down, I said "Well, actually that is something...it is called cheating!!" I walked away and he never bothered me again!!!!
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Post by Tim Wescott on Aug 30, 2006 11:23:11 GMT -5
The pickup lines I get from women on a daily basis would just be too numerous to post here!! #dreambig0ta# ;D
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Post by RUBICON19 on Aug 30, 2006 11:48:25 GMT -5
The pickup lines I get from women on a daily basis would just be too numerous to post here!! #dreambig0ta# ;D Yeah. Like: Will you be my Grand daddy? Can I have a ride on your Scooter? Put your teeth back in and smile for me? You have any Viagra? I'm not wearing any Depends.. I just love older men with muscles.. Wanna go out for a prune juice? Is that a bottle of Geritol in your pocket or are you just happy to see me? I love your shiney walker... I love playing Bingo... My great grandfather is sooo cute! You almost look like him.. |
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Post by GerryT on Aug 30, 2006 11:50:16 GMT -5
Is that a senior moment, Tim?? ;D
The only pickup line I got recently was "Is that a new walker?"
And she was wearing orthopedic sneakers!! ;D
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Post by RUBICON19 on Aug 30, 2006 12:42:38 GMT -5
There is always the old:
"Hey! Want to compare implants?"
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Post by GerryT on Aug 30, 2006 12:46:37 GMT -5
Or: My dentures look better than yours! ;D Or: How about a ride in the sidecar on my wheelchair??  |
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Post by Sal Paradise on Aug 30, 2006 14:47:26 GMT -5
Actually, no one really tries to pick me up anymore since I have been at my gym for more than 12yrs...everyone knows everybody. That's just because I haven't seen you at the gym yet!! Just wait, I'll have some good lines for you! Sal |
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Post by sicario on Aug 30, 2006 16:03:35 GMT -5
"Do fry's go with that shake?  ?" Course I've never had that one actually said to me, I've only heard it used on others, LOL, Vin. |
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Post by sicario on Aug 30, 2006 16:05:27 GMT -5
The pickup lines I get from women on a daily basis would just be too numerous to post here!! #dreambig0ta# ;D When I grow up, I want to be just like YOU Tim, LOL, Vin. |
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Post by Tim Wescott on Aug 30, 2006 17:13:40 GMT -5
The pickup lines I get from women on a daily basis would just be too numerous to post here!! #dreambig0ta# ;D When I grow up, I want to be just like YOU Tim, LOL, Vin. Why grow up.......I never did!! ;D |
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Post by youngblood on Aug 30, 2006 17:20:52 GMT -5
I think Rubicon just "owned" Tim about as bad as anyone possibly could!!!
I like the "Is that a bottle of Geritol in your pocket or you just happy to see me?" line!!!! #smileyhysterical1zs# #smileyhysterical1zs# #smileyhysterical1zs#
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Post by Tim Wescott on Aug 30, 2006 17:33:20 GMT -5
Damn,I didn`t even see those remarks by the newly banned member Rubicon19!!  #smileybansign8eq# I`ll get him back when he least expects it..........young whippersnapper!! #oldmansmiley9lq# The sad part is,all of those have been used on me!! #bflushsmiley5qk# |
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Post by RUBICON19 on Aug 30, 2006 19:52:46 GMT -5
You like those uh??
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Post by Intensity on Aug 31, 2006 9:57:34 GMT -5
I very like them Randy ;D
here is one i heard last week:
"Are you a natural bodybuilder or you have taken protein?"
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#smileybansign8eq# 