Post by Rich on Jan 9, 2007 17:48:54 GMT -5
So I did some research, and still have not been able to determine conclusively why Jamaican Blue is so damned expensive. However I have come up with the top 10 possible reasons.
10. Kobe Bryant endorses it, so it must be good. Drink it, and you too can be a one-man NBA team.
9. It's a better thermogenic than Ephedra, and has no recorded incidents of killing baseball players.
8. It is the secret ingredient in Viagara.
7. Name sounds a lot like Jamaican Blow. Some people think they are getting a deal.
6. It's the only coffee that can defeat Superman.
5. It's how Angelina Jolie got those lips (apparently it's a trade secret she picked up watching Steve Tyler at an Aerosmith concert once)
4. Massive secret stockpiles at area 52 have depleted the supply. Aliens only like Jamaican Blue.
3. It's all thanks to a dyslexic clerk. The price was originally meant to have been set at 50 lb/$
2. It's just that good.
And the #1 possible reason why Jamaican Blue coffee is so damned expensive is .....
1. Because there are idiots out there who pay that much for it.
10. Kobe Bryant endorses it, so it must be good. Drink it, and you too can be a one-man NBA team.
9. It's a better thermogenic than Ephedra, and has no recorded incidents of killing baseball players.
8. It is the secret ingredient in Viagara.
7. Name sounds a lot like Jamaican Blow. Some people think they are getting a deal.
6. It's the only coffee that can defeat Superman.
5. It's how Angelina Jolie got those lips (apparently it's a trade secret she picked up watching Steve Tyler at an Aerosmith concert once)
4. Massive secret stockpiles at area 52 have depleted the supply. Aliens only like Jamaican Blue.
3. It's all thanks to a dyslexic clerk. The price was originally meant to have been set at 50 lb/$
2. It's just that good.
And the #1 possible reason why Jamaican Blue coffee is so damned expensive is .....
1. Because there are idiots out there who pay that much for it.
