Post by youngblood on Aug 9, 2007 21:10:13 GMT -5
*The testosterone flows in my blood for once, if manliness bothers you, don't continue reading*
So, for the last 7-8 months or so, I've seen this car coming down the wrong way in the alley behind my house. For whatever reason, lots of people do it, but of late it's only been this one kid. I emphasize KID, all of 17 years old is my guess.
Just got his license, new car-being a BMW makes me a little irked given I had to work 15 years to get mine! So there is certainly a rivalry there.
Well, today, I got my chance to show this little punk what a real BMW is, and what a real BMW can do with a real driver!
I'm coming down the main drag, and this little pr**k pulls up to the light and I immediately recognize the car. He doesn't even "hollywood stop" or tap his brakes. Just rolls on through and cuts me off. Now, most of the time stuff like this doesn't bother me. I have no care in the world if you get in front of me, but if you cut me off AND SLOW DOWN, "it's on!" I don't care what you do, just make up your damn mind and do it!
Anyhoo,
He slows down (of course I sped up to try to persuade him to actually stop at the light like he's supposed to) and I jump right on his ass and he realizes "what's up." So he speeds up and we continue with little trouble down the thoroughfare. I know his route, since many people take it- it's a common path to follow when you live in the neighborhood I do. He makes his left, and then the right hand turn.
We come up to the turn where he would make should he come down MY ALLEY the wrong way. He hesitates. DURING the turn, he puts his signal on and makes a farmers turn (pissing me off that much more).
I gun it and fly down the block and stop (properly of course) and make my left hand turn and then another left to enter the alley the correct way.
Well, who is coming down the WRONG WAY? Yep, that's him. I punch the accelerator and fly up the alley and finally meet him head on! He tries to "muscle" me out of the way, and I just go faster and he understands that he has lost! He pulls out of the way, and as I pass he gives me a dirty look. Most people wouldn't look back, just go on ignoring you. I look him dead in the eye and give him a sly little grin and let him know who is the boss of this alley, and from now on you drive the right way!
So, anyway, I just had to do it. Like I mentioned before, the fact that he has a BMW gives the fire a bit more fuel. Stupid, nothing to gain from it, and I doubt he has learned his lesson.
Next time he does it, I'm calling the police and reporting him for irresponsible driving!
So, for the last 7-8 months or so, I've seen this car coming down the wrong way in the alley behind my house. For whatever reason, lots of people do it, but of late it's only been this one kid. I emphasize KID, all of 17 years old is my guess.
Just got his license, new car-being a BMW makes me a little irked given I had to work 15 years to get mine! So there is certainly a rivalry there.
Well, today, I got my chance to show this little punk what a real BMW is, and what a real BMW can do with a real driver!
I'm coming down the main drag, and this little pr**k pulls up to the light and I immediately recognize the car. He doesn't even "hollywood stop" or tap his brakes. Just rolls on through and cuts me off. Now, most of the time stuff like this doesn't bother me. I have no care in the world if you get in front of me, but if you cut me off AND SLOW DOWN, "it's on!" I don't care what you do, just make up your damn mind and do it!
Anyhoo,
He slows down (of course I sped up to try to persuade him to actually stop at the light like he's supposed to) and I jump right on his ass and he realizes "what's up." So he speeds up and we continue with little trouble down the thoroughfare. I know his route, since many people take it- it's a common path to follow when you live in the neighborhood I do. He makes his left, and then the right hand turn.
We come up to the turn where he would make should he come down MY ALLEY the wrong way. He hesitates. DURING the turn, he puts his signal on and makes a farmers turn (pissing me off that much more).
I gun it and fly down the block and stop (properly of course) and make my left hand turn and then another left to enter the alley the correct way.
Well, who is coming down the WRONG WAY? Yep, that's him. I punch the accelerator and fly up the alley and finally meet him head on! He tries to "muscle" me out of the way, and I just go faster and he understands that he has lost! He pulls out of the way, and as I pass he gives me a dirty look. Most people wouldn't look back, just go on ignoring you. I look him dead in the eye and give him a sly little grin and let him know who is the boss of this alley, and from now on you drive the right way!
So, anyway, I just had to do it. Like I mentioned before, the fact that he has a BMW gives the fire a bit more fuel. Stupid, nothing to gain from it, and I doubt he has learned his lesson.
Next time he does it, I'm calling the police and reporting him for irresponsible driving!
