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Post by vindog on Jan 30, 2008 8:07:11 GMT -5
When Telemarketers call my gym and ask who the owner is I tell them Betsy Anello.A Lady came in Dressed in a suit,followed by her Trainee who also had a suit on.She approached me and very Cordially declared"I spoke to Betsy on the phone yesterday and she expressed a desire to hear more about our company"I have a no Solicitor sign on my Door" I stated Madam Betsy is a Real bit*h!!!She Looked at me and Declared is not nice to talk about your Boss Like That!!!"I said Madam but she is a Real bit*h!!!She Stated Boldly"I want to speak with her again Sir and You Are Getting Reported!!!"Her Trainee looked at her and shook his head in agreement!!! I said Ok and called Betsy.She came running up to us.The Ladies Mouth Dropped and she exclaimed"She is a Dog???"I replied She did not tell you when you spoke to her??? The Gentleman Trainee tried to suppress his laughter ,as she gave me a digested looked and declared'VERY FUNNY" and left. ;D
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Post by RUBICON19 on Jan 30, 2008 8:34:38 GMT -5
I think Jule will be the proud owner of my place  |
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Post by mrbeefy on Jan 30, 2008 8:38:14 GMT -5
WAY TO GO VINCE! TOO FUNNY! LOL ;D I had a guy call my house awhile back at 3:00 am looking for "MARY". I said, "Sir. it's 3 in the morning and there is no "Mary" here. You have the wrong number". He insisted he did NOT have the wrong number. So I just hung up. 2 minutes later he called back again. The same scenario happend. 2 minutes later he called back again. This time, when I answered, I told him, " Yo man, Mary and me are getting busy, and she ain't coming home until I wear her As* out!" He didn't call back. Poor Mary  |
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Post by Rich on Jan 30, 2008 8:44:22 GMT -5
LMAO!!!! Good one Vince!
From now on Matryx rules the roost. I will forward all inquiries to her.
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Post by fit on Jan 30, 2008 10:28:41 GMT -5
LOL! You rock.
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Post by GerryT on Jan 30, 2008 12:46:51 GMT -5
Just too funny!! I despise solicitors also.
One night I was awakened by a wrong number; someone looking for the all night pizzeria. Went back to bed, and a few minutes later the same call. So I took their order, told them 30 minutes and went back to bed. Also took the phone off the hook.
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Post by Hoopie on Jan 31, 2008 1:22:18 GMT -5
LOL!!! Good one Vince
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Post by Tim Wescott on Jan 31, 2008 7:13:55 GMT -5
Too much!! #smileygrouplaugh5js#
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Post by youngblood on Jan 31, 2008 20:40:22 GMT -5
That's hilarious!!! I can't stand telemarketers, on the phone or otherwise!!!  Today I had a guy ask for me, and I said "Who is speaking?" and he immediately said "Hi Mr. ...... I'm am from...." and I cut him off. 'Hey pal, you don't listen do you? I said WHO is speaking, not that Mr. X is speaking!' and I hung up. In the past I've been worse; keeping an ear out for a really bad and fatal traffic accident, or murders etc...when someone calls that you know is a telemarketer, I ask them if they are in the area and have been listening to the news. Then I make myself the person involved in the tragedy. When you get a really good one that falls hook line and sinker, then you end it with something like "my ghost is coming to haunt your ass, so don't call again ASS****!!!!" and hang up! ;D Good one Vince!!! |
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Post by CeaAnna Kerr on Jan 31, 2008 22:31:51 GMT -5
Ha Ha, that is awesome! Way to go!
Too funny! ;D
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