Funniest Quotes From The Olympics !

[Tim Wescott]

Here are the top nine comments made by NBC sports commentators during the [2004] Summer Olympics that they would like to take back

1. Weightlifting commentator: "This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning during her warm up and it was amazing."

2. Dressage commentator: "This is really a lovely horse and I speak from personal experience since I once mounted her mother."

3. Paul Hamm, Gymnast: "I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father."

4. Boxing Analyst: "Sure there have been injuries,and even some deaths in boxing, but none of them really that serious."

5. Softball announcer: "If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing again."

6. Basketball analyst: "He dribbles a lot and the opposition doesn't like it. In fact you can see it all over their faces."

7. At the rowing medal ceremony: "Ah, isn't that nice, the wife of the IOC president is hugging the cox of the British crew."

8. Soccer commentator: "Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like they've got eleven Dicks on the field."

9. Tennis commentator: "One of the reasons Andy is playing so well is that, before the final round, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them . . . Oh my God, what have I just said?"


Freakin` hilarious!! ;D

[GerryT]

Thanks, Tim. They were hysterical.

Was at a gymnastics exhibition one time as the daughter of one of my friends was competing.
Her specialty was floor exercise. She executed an
amazing tumbling pass, and then a split.

Her proud and excited Dad said to me, "Can my girl spread her legs or what?" Two kids sitting near us started laughing and he turned beet red when he realized what he said!

At least she won 3rd place.

[Jesse]

Those were down right funny, Tim. Thanks