Post by xenabeachgirl on Nov 21, 2004 14:38:09 GMT -5
This was posted by Big Ach on Mayhem.......it's great, hope you don't mind me bringing it over here. 
Long ago before the beginning of time,
lived a man named Ski, destined to age like wine.
Yes my friends he was born before the stone age, and before the ice age,
and it was believed that he never roid raged.
Ski trained for centuries upon centuries, years upon years,
and everytime he set foot on stage, everyone fell in fear.
Ski lived through the renaissance and bodybuilding's golden age,
This was back in the day, when they lived fine with minimum wage.
Ski has seen the best of them rise, and then he saw them fall,
Ski was even around, when America opened its first mall.
Many tales have been told of Ski, some books said he breathed fire,
But then we found out, those authors were fu*king liars.
Some people said he was stronger than ox,
well maybe during the days they wrote with rocks.
Some books said he's an amazing guy to know,
and I agree...... the man never stoops low.
So today we gather around a fire and ski shares his tales,
us youngesters huddle up together, to listen to this male.
He speaks of the old days, before the rubber dumbells,
we "ooh" and he says "shhh there's more to tell"
He speaks of the days before they had clips,
before they had fanny packs, and when people still did dips.
He shares all his secrets with us, he shares all of his mind,
Its the kind of person he is, he's just so damn kind.
So what if you're a little older than us, we're still damn proud of you.
This is exactly the reason why, I stand up and salute you!
YOU DA MAN SKI!!!!!!! I Know there is an appreciation thread going on for you, but I had to voice my pieace out in the open!!!! MUCH LOVE TO YOU OLD TIMER -- ok ok I'll stop with the old jokes now
Long ago before the beginning of time,
lived a man named Ski, destined to age like wine.
Yes my friends he was born before the stone age, and before the ice age,
and it was believed that he never roid raged.
Ski trained for centuries upon centuries, years upon years,
and everytime he set foot on stage, everyone fell in fear.
Ski lived through the renaissance and bodybuilding's golden age,
This was back in the day, when they lived fine with minimum wage.
Ski has seen the best of them rise, and then he saw them fall,
Ski was even around, when America opened its first mall.
Many tales have been told of Ski, some books said he breathed fire,
But then we found out, those authors were fu*king liars.
Some people said he was stronger than ox,
well maybe during the days they wrote with rocks.
Some books said he's an amazing guy to know,
and I agree...... the man never stoops low.
So today we gather around a fire and ski shares his tales,
us youngesters huddle up together, to listen to this male.
He speaks of the old days, before the rubber dumbells,
we "ooh" and he says "shhh there's more to tell"
He speaks of the days before they had clips,
before they had fanny packs, and when people still did dips.
He shares all his secrets with us, he shares all of his mind,
Its the kind of person he is, he's just so damn kind.
So what if you're a little older than us, we're still damn proud of you.
This is exactly the reason why, I stand up and salute you!
YOU DA MAN SKI!!!!!!! I Know there is an appreciation thread going on for you, but I had to voice my pieace out in the open!!!! MUCH LOVE TO YOU OLD TIMER -- ok ok I'll stop with the old jokes now
