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Post by RUBICON19 on Aug 15, 2008 12:52:46 GMT -5
Two old men decide they are close to their last days and > decide to have a Last night on the town. After a few > drinks, they end up at the local brothel. > The madam takes one look at the two old geezers and > whispers to her manager, 'Go up to the first two > bedrooms and put an inflated doll in each bed. These two > are so old and drunk, I'm not wasting two of my girls > on them. They won't know the difference.' > The manager does as he is told and the two old men go > upstairs and take care of their business. As they are > walking home the first man says, you know, I think my girl > was Dead!' > 'Dead?' says his friend, 'why do you say > that?' 'Well, she never moved or made a sound all > the time I was loving her.' > > His friend says, 'Could be worse, I think mine was a > witch.' 'A witch? Why the hell would you say > that?' 'Well, I was making love to her, kissing her > on the neck, and I gave her a little bite, then she farted > and flew out the window ... took my teeth with her
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Post by GerryT on Aug 16, 2008 13:45:25 GMT -5
lol, good one! ;D
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Post by gti steve on Sept 3, 2008 13:52:38 GMT -5
haha
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Post by Intensity on Sept 19, 2008 21:21:35 GMT -5
Hehehe! Thanks Randy!
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