Three nuns who are friends and hockey fans go to a game one night. Two guys sitting behind them have a hard time seeing the game because of their habits. So the guys talk back and forth hoping the nuns will move.
One guy says, "Think I'll move to Utah. I hear there are only 100 nuns living there. And the other guy says, "How about Idaho? I hear only 50 nuns live there."
Then one of the nuns turns around and sweetly says "Why not go to heLL? There are no nuns there!