Post by GerryT on Oct 13, 2008 13:22:58 GMT -5
Lil Johnny comes home with a note for his Mom from his teacher. Mom reads the note, which says that Johnny seems confused about male and female differences and Mom should try to explain to him.
Mom takes Johnny's hand and brings him to her bedroom. She says "Johnny, first I want you to remove my blouse". Johnny says "Yes, Mommy", reaches for the buttons, pulls down and Mom's blouse drops to the floor.
Then Mom says "Now Johnny, please remove my skirt". He answers "Yes, Mommy" and reaches for the side button and tugs. Mom's skirt drops to the floor.
Then Mom says "Now, Johnny I want you to take my bra off". He replies, "Yes, Mommy" reaches for the hooks, pulls down and Mom's bra drops to the floor.
The Mom says, "And finally Johnny I want you to take my panties off." "Yes, Mommy", and he pulls down on the elastic waist band and her panties fall to the floor.
Now Johnny and Mom are standing in the room across from each other, and Mom says "Very good, Johhny. Now do you ever wear my clothes to school again!"
Next:
In Bible class, the kids are seated alphabetically in rows by the Nun, so Johnny Wilson is sitting behind Susie Williams. Susie stayed up the night before and is falling asleep in class.
The Nun begins her Bible class by asking to whom Mary gave birth in the manger and calls on Susie. She is asleep and Johnny wakes her up by poking her with a pencil. Her eyes pop open and she yells out "Jesus Christ!". The Nun says, "Very good, Susie!"
Now class, this is a bonus question and it's difficult. Can anyone tell me what Eve said to Adam after giving birth to their 20th child? Again, Susie falls asleep and Johnny wakes her up with the pin. Susie jumps up and screams "If you stick that thing in me one more time, I'll break it in half!"
The Nun fainted!
Mom takes Johnny's hand and brings him to her bedroom. She says "Johnny, first I want you to remove my blouse". Johnny says "Yes, Mommy", reaches for the buttons, pulls down and Mom's blouse drops to the floor.
Then Mom says "Now Johnny, please remove my skirt". He answers "Yes, Mommy" and reaches for the side button and tugs. Mom's skirt drops to the floor.
Then Mom says "Now, Johnny I want you to take my bra off". He replies, "Yes, Mommy" reaches for the hooks, pulls down and Mom's bra drops to the floor.
The Mom says, "And finally Johnny I want you to take my panties off." "Yes, Mommy", and he pulls down on the elastic waist band and her panties fall to the floor.
Now Johnny and Mom are standing in the room across from each other, and Mom says "Very good, Johhny. Now do you ever wear my clothes to school again!"
Next:
In Bible class, the kids are seated alphabetically in rows by the Nun, so Johnny Wilson is sitting behind Susie Williams. Susie stayed up the night before and is falling asleep in class.
The Nun begins her Bible class by asking to whom Mary gave birth in the manger and calls on Susie. She is asleep and Johnny wakes her up by poking her with a pencil. Her eyes pop open and she yells out "Jesus Christ!". The Nun says, "Very good, Susie!"
Now class, this is a bonus question and it's difficult. Can anyone tell me what Eve said to Adam after giving birth to their 20th child? Again, Susie falls asleep and Johnny wakes her up with the pin. Susie jumps up and screams "If you stick that thing in me one more time, I'll break it in half!"
The Nun fainted!