Post by RUBICON19 on Nov 24, 2008 13:52:51 GMT -5
Some of these are really cool
I had a rose named after me and I was very flattered. But I was not pleased to read the description in the catalog: "No good in a bed, but fine against a wall." -- Eleanor Roosevelt
Last week, I stated this woman was the ugliest woman I had ever seen. I have since been visited by her sister, and now wish to withdraw that statement. – Mark Twain
The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending; and to have the two as close together as possible. – George Burns
Santa Claus has the right idea: visit people only once a year. – Victor Borge
Be careful about reading health books... you may die of a misprint. – Mark Twain
By all means, marry. If you get a good wife, you'll become happy; if you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher. – Socrates
I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury. – Groucho Marx
Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol , caffeine, sugar and fat. – Alex Levine
I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it. – W.C. Fields
We could certainly slow the aging process down if it had to work its way through Congress. – Will Rogers
Don't worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older, it will avoid you. – Winston Churchill
Maybe it's true that life begins at fifty, but everything else starts to wear out, fall out, or spread out. – Phyllis Diller
By the time a man is wise enough to watch his step, he's too old to go anywhere. – Billy Crystal
The cardiologist's diet: if it tastes good, spit it out.
I had a rose named after me and I was very flattered. But I was not pleased to read the description in the catalog: "No good in a bed, but fine against a wall." -- Eleanor Roosevelt
Last week, I stated this woman was the ugliest woman I had ever seen. I have since been visited by her sister, and now wish to withdraw that statement. – Mark Twain
The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending; and to have the two as close together as possible. – George Burns
Santa Claus has the right idea: visit people only once a year. – Victor Borge
Be careful about reading health books... you may die of a misprint. – Mark Twain
By all means, marry. If you get a good wife, you'll become happy; if you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher. – Socrates
I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury. – Groucho Marx
Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol , caffeine, sugar and fat. – Alex Levine
I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it. – W.C. Fields
We could certainly slow the aging process down if it had to work its way through Congress. – Will Rogers
Don't worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older, it will avoid you. – Winston Churchill
Maybe it's true that life begins at fifty, but everything else starts to wear out, fall out, or spread out. – Phyllis Diller
By the time a man is wise enough to watch his step, he's too old to go anywhere. – Billy Crystal
The cardiologist's diet: if it tastes good, spit it out.
