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Post by mrbeefy on Dec 22, 2008 12:43:10 GMT -5
None of that Sissy Crap
Are you tired of those sissy 'friendship' poems? Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of true friendship.
You will see no cutesy little smiley faces on this.. Just the stone cold truth of our great friendship.
1. When you are sad --I will jump on the person who made you sad like a spider monkey jacked up on Mountain Dew!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you. 3. When you smile -- I will know you are plotting something that I must be involved in. 4. When you're scared -- we will high tail it out of here. 5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining, ya big baby!!!! 6. When you are confused -- I will use little words. 7. When you are sick --Stay away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have. 8. When you fall -- I'll pick you up and dust you off-- After I laugh my butt off!! 9. This is my oath...I pledge it to the end. 'Why?' you may ask -- because you are my FRIEND!
Friendship is like peeing your pants, everyone can see it, but only you can feel the true warmth.
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Post by GerryT on Dec 22, 2008 12:46:55 GMT -5
lol, Frank! Funny and true. It's mutual, brother! ;D
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Post by Intensity on Dec 22, 2008 21:08:48 GMT -5
#arockon6ha#
Everything has been said and well said Frank! ;D
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Post by RUBICON19 on Dec 22, 2008 21:50:12 GMT -5
Hey Mo. I especially like this line:
Friendship is like peeing your pants, everyone can see it, but only you can feel the true warmth
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Post by Tim Wescott on Dec 23, 2008 6:47:35 GMT -5
Good stuff Frank !
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Post by intenceman on Dec 28, 2008 2:32:59 GMT -5
One more, When you're alone, it means you forgot to shower after your workout...
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