Post by fit on Jan 5, 2009 21:20:48 GMT -5
A bodybuilder picks up a hooker and they go to a motel.
The hooker sits down on the bed and the bodbuilder starts taking off his clothes.
First, he took off his shirt and said, "See this?" flexing his muscles. "This is 1,000 pounds of dynamite." The hooker seemed a bit uncomfortable.
Next, he took off his pants and said, "See this?" flexing his muscles once again. "This is 1,000 pounds of dynamite." The hooker became quite nervous.
Finally, he took his underpants off and the hooker ran out the motel, screaming. He caught up to her outside and asked, "What's wrong?"
She answered, "Well, with 2,000 pounds of dynamite, I thought you were going to blow with such a short fuse."
