danman
Novice Bodybuilder
Think fast!
Posts: 45
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Post by danman on Jan 14, 2005 22:12:45 GMT -5
1. Frebreeze deodorant
2. Negative-calorie bars
3. Paychecks that play "We're In The Money!" when you open them.
4. Stores that simulate your target body image and then make a cardboard standup for you to put in your room at the foot of the bed or in front of the refridgerator.
5. Pizza protein powder.
6. Flying cars (like they promised my mom when she was in school)
7. Your own private car lane to everywhere.
8. All yellow lights-all the time!
9. The Triumphant Return of Gary Larson
10. Happily Ever After potion
Any thoughts? Take it away!
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Post by Tim Wescott on Jan 14, 2005 22:48:30 GMT -5
Yeah..........I agree !! :Rolling Laugh:
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Post by youngblood on Jan 14, 2005 22:54:25 GMT -5
In relation to number 6, I want Disneyland to be close to SF, so I can visit daily, like I was told in grammar school. They said by the year 2000, with all the earthquakes and earths plates moving, that Disneyland should be next door to SF.
I still don't care what would happen to the land in between!!!!
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Post by 1705total on Jan 14, 2005 23:07:48 GMT -5
a Happily ever after potion would be cool. I was thinking about a potion that would make you as big as you want, but then I realized bodybuilders are never satisified so we just continue to grow until we exploded!  |
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Post by oldtimer1 on Jan 15, 2005 10:49:57 GMT -5
1. Pretty girls that are only capable of saying, "OK"
2. Guys that don't fart when doing leg presses.
3. A supplement that really works like the ad says it does.
4. A bodybuilder that says I really look like garbage when I'm not juicing.
5. A mirror that makes me look like Brad Pitt with Frank Zane's body.
6. A T Bone steak thats low in fat. Maybe from a ripped cow?
7. Girl's that say I love to keep my high heels on in bed.
8. Signs on the beach that says fat hairy back bald guys are not allowed to wear speedos.
9. An article from a bodybuilding champ that's not ghost written.
10. A bullentin board that always works and is never slow.
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Post by 1705total on Jan 15, 2005 11:47:57 GMT -5
number ten seems realistic, especially with this board. ;D
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Post by Maximum6 on Jan 15, 2005 20:17:00 GMT -5
amen to #1  |
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Post by oldtimer1 on Jan 22, 2005 10:33:35 GMT -5
I hope no woman was offended by my attempt at humor. OK.
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Post by xenabeachgirl on Jan 22, 2005 12:25:16 GMT -5
I hope no woman was offended by my attempt at humor. OK. Nah, those were cute. (Except #7, I don't think I could stand to keep high heels on in bed.....I want to get rid of that BS as soon as I can! ;D) |
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Post by oldtimer1 on Jan 22, 2005 13:23:21 GMT -5
Xenabeachgirl, Your reply should be OK. Got it!
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