My Back .......Again!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[youngblood]

Tim said:

YB,I was digging a small hole for one of our cats who died...........lot`s of roots and big rocks but felt nothing until I got in the house.

I could have told you how to do that, I was a gravedigger out of high school.
Sorry to hear about your cat.
Now, go get some paint!!! ;D

[Tim Wescott]

Fenris said:

You WHAT?!!

C'mon, Tim--you can't post something like that without telling us the whole story!!!!

Dammit Paul,I didn`t want to go into detail.....but I will. LOL

There was this 350 pound woman who was after me to go to bed with her when I lived in Florida..............I said no,she insisted,I said no again,and so forth. :Happy Spinner:

This was always going on, but she was nuts, and not my type at all........no matter how much I drank. ;D

One night I got really wasted, and she gave me a ride home,then insisted she was staying in my bed for the rest of the night....I politely told her thanks for the ride,now beat it......but not in so many words!! :Rolling Laugh:

When I said this,she hit me in the head with a lamp,then kicked me in the crotch area, so I grabbed her,quickly turned her around towards the door,and gave her a swift kick in the ass breaking my toe!! LOL

This is after an hour of patiently trying to get her to leave without success............the kick was mostly instinctive,but felt damn good to deliver to her,until my toe snapped. :Crotch Kick:

She called the cops, and they came as I was hobbling around my house with a broken toe,and later laughed at me telling me this was not the first time they met her under the same circumstances,and to avoid the nutcase at all costs.

I would never hurt a woman, but this was too much for me to take, in my own house, and I was very nice to her......just wasn`t hardly going to bed with her!! LOL

Moral of the story for me.....Don`t drink and kick.....or at least make sure you have boots on!!

[Tim Wescott]

Liftingchic said:

oops.. sorry.. should have read better.. hehe

Not a problem at all,I appreciate your concern.

[PassionateBB]

Tim said:

Dammit Paul,I didn`t want to go into detail.....but I will. LOL

There was this 350 pound woman who was after me to go to bed with her when I lived in Florida..............I said no,she insisted,I said no again,and so forth.

This was always going on, but she was nuts, and not my type at all........no matter how much I drank. ;D

One night I got really wasted, and she gave me a ride home,then insisted she was staying in my bed for the rest of the night....I politely told her thanks for the ride,now beat it......but not in so many words!!

When I said this,she hit me in the head with a lamp,then kicked me in the crotch area, so I grabbed her,quickly turned her around towards the door,and gave her a swift kick in the ass breaking my toe!! LOL

This is after an hour of patiently trying to get her to leave without success............the kick was mostly instinctive,but felt damn good to deliver to her,until my toe snapped.

She called the cops, and they came as I was hobbling around my house with a broken toe,and later laughed at me telling me this was not the first time they met her under the same circumstances,and to avoid the nutcase at all costs.

I would never hurt a woman, but this was too much for me to take, in my own house, and I was very nice to her......just wasn`t hardly going to bed with her!! LOL

Moral of the story for me.....Don`t drink and kick.....or at least make sure you have boots on!!

Hahahahaha!!! Tim! ;D

Now to be serious, I'm sorry about your back.

[Fenris]

See, now THAT'S better--and freakin' hilarious!!!!

Tim, you gotta start writing a book. And speaking at high schools--that story is both funny as hell and an excellent deterrent to excessive drinking!!!

[Maximum6]

ahahahah...at least you didn't dig a hole so deep you couldn't get out of it. ;D

[mr1muscles]

LOL, Ski you had a 350lb admirer?? I wonder what she was thinking after looking at your ripped abs!?!? "uh..this guys is just my type..." and after taking her skirt (curtain) off looked at her self and said, yes now that is my kind of meat lover. LOL You are lucky you didn't end up on the bottom that night, you could have broken a lot more than your toe. Ski, next time you go drinking better make sure to have maze with you you stud you.........LOL

[GerryT]

Sorry to hear, Tim. Give it as much rest as you need.

A Ben Gay rubdown, a tight corset brace and an hour a day in the rocker would help. Works for me!! ;D

Feel better, bro.

[nimrod]

holy $hit!! 350lbs?? ? can u imagine if she were to body slammed u???....

[Tim Wescott]

GerryT said:

Sorry to hear, Tim. Give it as much rest as you need.

A Ben Gay rubdown, a tight corset brace and an hour a day in the rocker would help. Works for me!! ;D

Feel better, bro.

:Rolling Laugh: :Rolling Laugh: :Rolling Laugh:

[bodyfx]

Tim said:

Yesterday I had to dig a small hole and I hurt my lower back again!!

It`s weird,I hardly exerted myself at all and felt nothing until after the fact.

I`m back in the gym tomorrow after a week off and I`m starting bodyfx`s routine and now this.......just what I DIDN`T need!

I`ll have to play it by ear as to whether I can squat or row,etc.........oh well sh*te happens,sometimes too often but I`m a master at training around injuries.

I don`t know why I posted this.....I guess I feel sorry for myself!! ;D

Dude, next time use a shovel! That whole thing about getting on all 4s and throwing the dirt back between your legs is the way dogs do it! How many times do I have to explain this to you? And also, stop pissing on fire hydrants! ;D

[Tim Wescott]

bodyfx said:

Dude, next time use a shovel! That whole thing about getting on all 4s and throwing the dirt back between your legs is the way dogs do it! How many times do I have to explain this to you? And also, stop pissing on fire hydrants! ;D

WOOF WOOF !! :Rolling Laugh:

[bishop]

Here's one for ya, Tim. This past Saturday we had an ice storm here in Wisconsin. It's about 9:00pm and I decide to take the garbage out, well, just because. As I walk out onto our deck and get to the steps leading down to a concrete slab, I slip and immediately become airborne, missing the two steps down entirely, and land flat on my back on the concrete slab. After I regain what's left of my wits, I try and stand only to fall face first back onto the slab.

Once I stopped seeing stars, I skated to the garbage container, came back inside to my wife who saw the whole thing and who couldn't stop laughing.

Got a nice bruise on my right hip to show for my efforts.
Winter sucks.

[Tim Wescott]

That sucks bishop.....I can totally relate ,on new years eve 2001 I was stone cold sober and decided to sweep a powdery snow off of my porch,took a step ,went way up in the air,landed harder than I ever did in my life,breaking 3 ribs and suffering a hematoma of the liver.

I hate winter,and up here in upstate NY they are long and brutal.......I wish I stayed ion Florida,and regret ever coming back up North!! :Head Bash:

[youngblood]

bishop said:

Here's one for ya, Tim. This past Saturday we had an ice storm here in Wisconsin. It's about 9:00pm and I decide to take the garbage out, well, just because. As I walk out onto our deck and get to the steps leading down to a concrete slab, I slip and immediately become airborne, missing the two steps down entirely, and land flat on my back on the concrete slab. After I regain what's left of my wits, I try and stand only to fall face first back onto the slab.

Once I stopped seeing stars, I skated to the garbage container, came back inside to my wife who saw the whole thing and who couldn't stop laughing.

Got a nice bruise on my right hip to show for my efforts.
Winter sucks.

When you talk about falling, then falling again on the ground, all I can think of is Bambi, the first time Bambi tried to walk!!! :Happy Spinner:

[bishop]

Tim said:

That sucks bishop.....I can totally relate ,on new years eve 2001 I was stone cold sober and decided to sweep a powdery snow off of my porch,took a step ,went way up in the air,landed harder than I ever did in my life,breaking 3 ribs and suffering a hematoma of the liver.

I hate winter,and up here in upstate NY they are long and brutal.......I wish I stayed ion Florida,and regret ever coming back up North!!

Oh man, that must've hurt! I got lucky, just a baseball sized bruise.

I can relate to NY winters. I lived in Buffalo as a kid and remember some of those winters! We have the Lake Michigan effect, so ours can be mild at times. At other times, ya swear it's the North Pole.

[xenabeachgirl]

Tim said:

I hate winter,and up here in upstate NY they are long and brutal.......I wish I stayed ion Florida,and regret ever coming back up North!!

Okay, somebody start the timer to see how long Tim goes before his next rant about how much he hates living in upstate New York!

Maybe we should start a file just for Tim's rants about this...... :Happy Spinner:

[Tim Wescott]

I could fill this board, and ten more like it with rants on how much I hate it here!! LOL

I try not to, but it ain`t easy with the daily reminder of just being here.

Have I mentioned............I can`t stand this place? :Big Laugh:

[xenabeachgirl]

Tim, read my post in the "getting back" thread!! ;D

DITTO HERE!!

[Troyster]

Hey Tim, sorry to hear about your toe... errr... I mean back ;D

Hey, I know what you're saying about cold my friend, it's DAMN COLD here and it's only starting...

Perhaps the temperature is affecting your back? And no, that's not an "old" joke. I know a few people with chronic injuries that seem to be tuned into the barometric pressure...

Hope your back gets better soon!! And... you do know you haveta' flip and rotate the mattess once in a while eh?

T